January 2011
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A tube of mascara fell and scared me so i lashed...
“Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.”
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“Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was...”
“The food taster quit his job because he had too much on his plate.”
“I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.”
“Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all...”
“Me and my friend are going to drive across the southern states of America, just...”
“I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”
“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”
be prepared for some puns
December 2010
long live by taylor swift
I love this song!
Saw the new Narnia yesterday
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it was so good!
God, you are beyond what any of my simple words...
reblog if you are grateful for Tumblr and all the...
this years been filled with a lot but I'm glad...
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Never let go of your dreams. they'll happy when...
Never give up. You've come to far to let go now.
“Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong and the other person is right. It...”
– (via allisonshoe)
